this girl who rode my bus once came up to me and was like “oh my god dont get offended or anything but are you GAAAAAAAAAAY?!” and i was like yeah and then she was like “OH MY GOD WE HAVE TO HANG OUT AND GO SHOPPING” and i was like “dont get offended or anything but are you ASIAN?!” and she was like “omg yeah im filipino” and i was like “OH MY GOD WE HAVE TO MAKE SPRING ROLLS AT YOUR HOUSE SOME TIME” and she never talked to me again
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(Source: allsteezedout)
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(Source: consulting-assassin-who)
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GOD BLESS THIS MOMENT THIS WHOLE EPISODE ETC
BLESS YOU IF YOU CAN HEAR HIM SAYING IT IN YOUR MIND
(Source: lumos-maxima)
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the other day my mom heard me and my friend talking about how we hate hipsters
she now associates everything bad with the word hipster
yesterday she said “your father is being such a hipster right now”
today she said “your room is so hipster please go clean it”
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(Source: hemamaril)
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YOU OTHER READERS CAN’T DENY
WHEN A BOOK WALKS IN WITH A GOOD PLOT BASE
AND A BIG SPINE IN YOUR FACE YOU GET SPRUNG
WANNA PULL OUT YOUR PENS
‘CAUSE YOU NOTICED THAT BOOK WAS DENSE
READING, HALF-RIMS I’M WEARING
I’M HOOKED AND I AIN’T CARING
OH BABY I WANT AN E-READER
AND A MEANINGFUL METER
MY TEACHERS TRIED TO TRAIN ME
THAT BOOK YOU GOT MAKES ME SO BRAINY
OH MY GOD.
And then I died…
(Source: thedailywhat)
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friend: you should've come with us!
me: an invitation might have helped
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i just
really like it when men push their sleeves up
or roll the sleeves of their button-ups to their elbows
i mean i really like it
really
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what if I pretend to be British for like the first 6 months at college only around my roommate and I wake her up every morning at like 6 am and say like “up up darling it’s time for your tea the birds are singing a spoon full of medicine makes the medicine go down” and then we get back from winter break and switch back to normal and pretend she made the whole thing up until she loses her mind that would be fun
(Source: hyperbolequeen)
